Hey Folkerinos,

A reverse thread if I may:  suggested lines that stop a dance stone dead  ( usually requiring an urgent bailout ) e.g

1.  So the doctor said it was 'Highly contagious'  Highly contagious?!  Yeah right - stuck up college boy....
2.  My cell mate had bigger hands than you - thats her over there...
3.  I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo drunk -  so where are we anyway?     
4.  So what cult are you from? 
5.  Maaaaaannn!    ( complete with Zombie arms ) 
6.  My deoderant is brilliant - y'know I havent had a shower in weeks??? 
7.  The implant in my head produces a different beat every second...
8.  OMG - my waters broken!
9.  You are soooo cute, y'know I could eat you right up!  ( with some fava beans and a nice chianti )
10.  No those aren't bracelets - they're restraints....

Anyone got any better ones? 

ps.   please award yourself three points and a jelly baby if you are geeky enough to suspect number 7.  refers to a 'different drummer' in the balad of Halo Jones

- Edited by Hugh1a on 14/12/2009 at 11:56